do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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