if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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