: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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