office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
where am i from again
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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