He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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