My brain says no but my pants say off.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
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I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
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Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.