Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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