grandma shit on top of the toilet
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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