4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just gargled with NyQuil
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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