there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
