My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
