How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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