At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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