I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
