So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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