well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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