Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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