I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
