Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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