would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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