i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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