I could have mohawked her pubes.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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