i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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