just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
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she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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