I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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