his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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