Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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