Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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