No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
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Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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