READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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