I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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