so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You did what with his pubic hair?
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