Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
should my penis look like a turkey
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Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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I just had sex on a roof
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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