I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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