what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
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I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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