So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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