But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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