Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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