I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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