Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
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