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I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
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Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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