Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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