No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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