For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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