sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party