it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.