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i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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