People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.