One girl and one boy is just not enough.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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