North Korea, Best Korea!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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