If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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