Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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