Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
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Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
We're too hungover to prance.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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