butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
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Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
And then my night got REAL pukey
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...