If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.