I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?