Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
wrigley field is MILF paradise
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i barfeds in our rink
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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