Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
as a side note pls kill me
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Randomize