Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
wow bdsm is so cute
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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