if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
she smelled like a LAN party
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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