yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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Have fun and good luck.
Come on in and take your pants off
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